Swim, Run, Punk, Rock, period – end of story. no further explanation.
- entry prerequisite is being a free-minded Swimrunner with at least one (1) DNF (did not finish) or DLF (dead last finish) in a Swimrun race.
[EDIT 20170424: this is subject to change and may be hardened in the process to 1 DLF ONLY]
- new members are chosen by full commitment of all current SWIMRUNPUNKROCKers only.
- SWIMRUNPUNKROCK racing shall follow a bunch of ridiculous rules to be constantly added in consensus. It starts with these five (5) simple rules:
-  You do not talk about SWIMRUNPUNKROCK. Or you do. A lot. Hell fuck it, your choice.
-  Thou shalt race together in a minimum of two (2) SWIMRUNPUNKROCKers.
-  Thou shalt not win a Swimrun race. Winning a race is for guys who seem to need it. We shall be kind people who let them have theirs. If you coincidentally do win a race make sure to sincerely apologize to the runners-up and drinks on you.
-  Thou shalt jump freakily in racing. A SWIMRUNPUNKROCK race consists of two (2) summersaults minimum along the course (and yes, doing that on water entry is recommended).
-  Thou shalt not forget the „drugs“ part beside the Sex and Rock’n’Roll thing. A SWIMRUNPUNKROCK race includes taking a minimum of two (2) liquor shots along the course, carefully placed right at the start of the longest swim section (which surely makes for interesting fun in Triathlons).
The SWIMRUNPUNKROCK Gig List
- April 2, 2017: Ö till Ö World Series Hvar, Croatia
- April 30, 2017: SwimrunMan Gorges du Verdon, France
the fabulous Kathrin „right-left-right-left-foot“ Kathrin & Mic-O-Matic
- May 14, 2017: Swimrun Hof, Germany:
Jens „Halt’s Maul, Deutschland!“ M. & Mic-O-Matic
- June 11, Borås Swimrun, Sweden:
J.H. „Whiskey is no hobby, it’s my profession“ & Mic-O-Matic
- +- June 25, 2017: tbd:
„Cyclists make better Lovers“ Triple Crown Series I
- August 13, 2017: Ironman Hamburg, Germany:
„Cyclists make better Lovers“ Triple Crown Series II
- August 20, 2017: Allgäu Classic Triathlon, Germany:
„Cyclists make better Lovers“ Triple Crown Series III
- late season: SWIMRUNUNKROCK Grand Finale